Touristyisming Paris

I'd like to welcome everybody to day 4 of our stay in Paris!

John and I have finally moved out of our hostel, or as we call it "THE WORST PLACE EVER!!"and have relocated ourselves to a nice basement apartment which as previously stated we have all to ourselves. It is situated in an area of Paris famous for its little known burlesque house, 'The Moulin Rouge". In other news we walked a lot today and saw more monuments/structures/thingies.

In addition if you check your lastoke calendars you will see that John and I have been traveling straight for a full month now, and having successfully completed this feat we have decided...to continue.

I cannot do the Can Can,

Stuart from Canada

P.S PANTS PARTY!!!!!!!!!!

Mcdonalds

Today we saw Notre Dame! It was very cool and our tour was even guided by a Canadian. However, he did seem oddly evangelical and kind of creepy but was otherwise nice enough.

In other news John and Stuart will move from their evil stupid awful hostel tomorrow to go and stay in an empty apartment in the posh part of Paris. A place that was generously offered by an out of town Canadian and thanks to good old couch surfing. Other then that everything is TRES BON! Except for the having no money part.

Nothing rhymes with Champagne,

Stuart from Canada

Paris

Oh right, the blog...

In our defense, we were camping the first time we missed a post and our hostel in Paris is really shitty and doesn't have internet.

PLUS my computer is broken. But more on that later. And by later, I mean the next time Stuart lends me his computer.

We arrived in Paris on Bastille Day, the national holiday, and spent a very surreal and un-Stuart & John from Canada-like 10 hours, in which we succeeded in not speaking to a single real French person for longer than 10 minutes.

In other news, beer (and everything) is really expensive here. Also, Parisians habitually form lines in front of everything. LONG lines.

Right, I've had about 3 hours sleep in the past two days, so perhaps I'll end it here...

Beware the slugs,

John from Canada

P.S: Because of how completely and utterly fucked my computer is, the following items on the website will not be updated until I can find a monitor to plug into: trip section, about section, contact section, counters, something that confused us, and the photos in HIP Section. Sorry!