Lawn-Dawn: Take 2

Hello everyone!

Here are some exciting things I'm going to recount to you like an excited pre-teen girl:

1) Omigod you won't believe I forgot to tell you I'm so stupid sometimes okay okay here we go when Stu and me were in Edinburgh on our last day we went to the store right and the guy behind the counter who is always really nice to me and compliments me and is a cool guy and really nice and stuff well that guy said to us that SEAN MUTHAFUCKIN CONNERY had passed by all with an umbrella like it ain't no big deal that he's SEAN MUTHAFUCKIN CONNERY just one hour before we got there and we were all like "Awwwwwwww!"

2) Omigod and then the next day after we came to London which is SOOOO cool like all the buildings and stuff are much bigger than they are anywhere else and you think "what could this possibly have been, like a house for giants" and stuff we saw a stall for cheap tickets and bought tickets to BILLY MUTHAFUCKIN ELLIOT that totally heartwarming story about a kid dancing and stuff that is one of LONDON'S HIT MUSICALS and so we're totally going to see it tomorrow.

3) Omigod and then this other thing, we totally saw Stonehenge and I was all like "AWW, DRUIDS!" but then the audio guide which was narrated by this totally stuck up sounding British dude and woman and stuff was all like "NO DRUIDS EVER HERE EVER" and I was all like "NO WAY!!"

4) Americans suck. Fuckin suck. What is wrong with them?!

Anywho, I'm going to continue to listen to people who are very drunk singing TNT in our sketchy sketchy hostel bar in the ghetto Dollis Hill (West End, yo!) neighbourhood of London.

Superlong Superpost Superfabulouso,

John from Canada