Fireside Oops
Hallo!So today Stuart and I enjoyed a home-cooked meal thanks to the Bhopal family, whose connection to us we will not disclose in order to remain as mysterious as possible. Nonetheless, the salmon was delicious as were the strawberries and cream.
That's right, people. Strawberries and cream. What did you have for dinner? Quiche? Sucks to be you!
In other news, my beard hates me, for real. It's itchy and uncomfortable and giving me a rash. But I love my beard so much and it just doesn't love me back. We're going to couples' counselling on Wednesday.
If any CouchSurfers are reading this, host us!
And final story tonight, my hands are kind of sticky. That's what she said?
Cheers,
John from Canada

P.S: HIP members, a section for you is in the works and coming soon...and not Harry Potter 6 soon, like, actually soon.


4 Comments:
this was my fav video in WEEKS. I love the "hi" "hi" "hoi" one. hahaha.
can't wait for my HIP section. I hope it has online games.
My faux-word is BELOGRA. Its like bologna made of soy.
Awesome video! couldn't stop laughing there for about a good 5 minutes straight! Keep on kickin it!
ps I too can't wait for the HIP section I hope it has pictures of stuarts sexy yetti body
that fireplace looks like a real fire....how can this be? In Scotland? Don't they just use electric coils?
appropriately, for the discussion of yummy food, my "word" is gastria!
I think I liked John sans beard better. It doesn't hide your baby face very well anyway.
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