That Scottish Show

Today was Day 1 of my hopefully short beardless life. Here are the major findings:

1. My chin is cold and exposed to the elements
2. My train of thought is disturbed by my inability to stroke my goatee
3. My jaw looks really small (like, deformed small)
4. Seriously, how do people live without beards? and
5. The guy at the corner store is as surprised by Beardless John as almost everyone else is.

So, besides that, Day 1 concluded without much incident. Life continues to taunt me with Stuart and various Scottish people enjoying the benefits of beards.

The most important lesson in this post is this, however: STAR TREK IS SO AWESOME!!!! GO SEE THE MOVIE IF YOU HAVEN'T, CAUSE MY GOD IT IS SO BADASS!

SO...
TOTALLY...
BADASS!!!

Best movie in almost one million years. No joke. I just saw it, and I'm going to stream it now.

Live Long and Prosper,

John from Canada