Monday Bloody Monday

And there's two things I forgot...

For those familiar with the band The Cat Empire, those are the lyrics to The Car Song. For those unfamiliar with the Cat Empire, those are appropriate descriptions of exactly what happened tonight.

So...

Hey, has anyone noticed how Stuart from Canada and I have been alternating posting? Yeah...so that's the first thing...cause Stu's kinda alseep right now. And hey, they say not to wake a sleeping Yeti. Waking a waking Yeti is dangerous enough. You're going to fuck with it while it's sleeping now? What's wrong with you?!

And as for the second...

You know what's deteriorating besides the Mona Lisa and most of the historical sites in Greece? The standard of Canadian journalism!

Canadian correspondents my ass...

To punish them, Stuart and I decided (well, Stu said 'Toy Tuck' in his sleep which I took to mean yes) NOT to produce a witty and clever retort to their video tonight, and instead leave them to fend on their own. Let's see what they do with that...

So to conclude, me posting tonight has nothing to do with a combination of persistent insomnia and night terrors and everything to do with cryptozoological studies of rare mountain species, and the lack of a video from your favourite and MOST RELIABLE people has nothing to do with Strongbow Original Cider and everything to do with a certain REDHEADED CANADIAN CORRESPONDENT WHO'S NAME RHYMES WITH "BATHE IN" (as in "you should bathe in some sulphuric acid for being so late with your video").

So, I will leave you with a parting that our Canadian correspondents will thoroughly enjoy and I will find horribly ironic:

Sleep tight,

John from Canada







Kevin and Nathan from Canada's video submi- oh wait, I don't need to put this usual band of italic descriptor text (as we call it in the business) because there is no second video, largely due to the fact that a certain REDHEADED CORRESPONDENT desperately needed his beauty sleep. And I mean DESPERATELY...

P.S: For Canadian Correspondents Nathan and Kevin from Canada's Eyes Only: jk lolz, u r teh coolest 4vr no foolin. c u in 2 dz, dawgz! love LJ