Birthday Surprise

We take a break from our regularly scheduled programming this week to bring you THIS EXCITING STORY:

It's ma birthday!!!!

Or it was, on Sunday. Which was yesterday, for those without a Lastoke Certified Calendar. I celebrated by enjoying the fruity tingle of girly drinks that have the magical ability to taste like neither fruit nor alcohol!

In other news, those who notice a smudge or blur in today's video are not developing cataracts. Our camera lens has cracked, making our total number of broken or damaged cameras 2! You get a free broken or damaged camera at 3, so Stu and I are pretty excited.

Final story tonight, Stuart has decided to grow a beard, finally giving in to his uncontrollable jealousy caused by me getting all the foxy cheerleader women who linger about the consulting district of Edinburgh looking to score...

We'll bring you more updates on Beardgate: Stuart as the week progresses, but for now, enjoy the crazy hijinks of those ridiculous 'From Canada' boys, only on...

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or

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If I ain't got a weapon, I'mma pick up a rock,

John from Canada







P.S: LADs, I know you've been inactive for a long time. Well now's the time to put those skills learned in peacetime to good use (whatever that means)...use your secret decoder rings to decipher the hidden message in the UNUSUAL SPELLING OF OUR WEBSITE in today's post! Good luck, and Godspeed!