Tuesday, 7 April 2009

Little Bites of Heaven (and Flapjack!)

Hello all, and welcome to the official 7-day Countdown to Discount Easter Chocolate Products! It's Day 7 today, where you should buy duffel bags and rent U-Hauls so as to not be caught unaware by the sheer quantity of massively discounted Easter Chocolate Products.

In other news, if you know a good exorcist who is great with kids, please send them our way. Our house has been occupied by five minor demons and two Dukes of Hell as a sad result of Let Down Day. They're upset at about the parking. But more on that later.

Our top story tonight: They call it a mine. A mine!

On a final note, the yogurt product "YOP" should change it's name to "BOP" and its campaign to "Mmm...Bop!", because I'm sure those Hanson kids are looking for work to fuel their drug habits and taste for expensive hookers.

Hot like flapjacks and sweet like syrup,

John from Canada

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3 Comments:

Blogger Dabble and the Mad Sow said...

okay, that just hurt to watch. I want some. Although they look completely deadly.
Would send requested exorcists in a box with holes (cross shaped, of course) but it is Holy Week and they are tied up here and there, as it were. Surely there should be a local supply?

April 07, 2009 7:38 PM  
Anonymous Alex said...

hahahaha. awesome video. keep it up guys.

so good.

yeah, Gold mines. because you get whatever you want. I challenge you, Stuart. 11-7 final score some time.

haha.

peace

April 07, 2009 7:50 PM  
Anonymous Nathan said...

If that is a challenge to the game I know it is! Then I recall it's better played with 3 to 4 people! Also if I wasn't playing who would own Alex?? I'll just leave you with that question.

MMM flapjack!

April 08, 2009 12:28 AM  

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