FUCK

Hello,

Today is an extremely exciting day in Edinburgh as today was the day where Stuart gets his haircut and internationally recognized and celebrated festival.

The day starts with Stuart becoming totally fed up with his great mop of hair, thus deciding it needs to be cut. At this point the city's populace then engages in the age old game of 'Findy Findy Barber' where you try to find a barber who will cut your hair without asking for a large to medium sized mortgage from you. This game can sometimes take hours.

Once the barber is located the festival continues with Stuart giving the chosen barber or barbess, as was the case in this years festival, unnecessarily complex instructions in which he is ridiculously picky.

At this point the highlight of the festival starts where Stuart's hair is cut which results in Stuart inevitably being unsatisfied and everyone else joins together while Stuart grumpily returns back to the under let smelly troll cave that is his home.

Do the Du,

Stuart from Canada

TIP OF THE DAY: Never try filming when convulsing with laughter.