Food

Hi everybody!

Don't think that the above exclaimation mark implies a happy tone. Also don't assume the preceeding sentence implies an unhappy tone. This is an emotion neutral post. Remember, when you assume, you make assumptions. Which is bad.

Just in time for our slow and torturous descent into insanity to make a slight upsurge, our landlord showed up and a) gave us money, b) took some money, c) took away the garbage (YAYYY!), and d) offered us his car while he was in an undisclosed (to you, not to us - he's not that shifty) central asian country. We gladly accepted A and C, wished we could decline B but couldn't, and had to decline D since we have no idea how to drive on these godforsaken crazy mixed-up totally lawless roads.

In the food section of today's news (that's right, it's the one next to "Wheels" that you always throw out), bread and cheese! It's the newest delicacy in Edinburgh! You don't need to eat anything but a small portion of bread and cheese, every day for the rest of your life! Give it a try...I sure am!

In a final note, today is Discount Easter Chocolate Products Day. I hope all of you were adequately prepared, because I wasn't. Luckily, our landlord happened to be carrying some chocolate and a bottle of milk that he gave to us. Why exactly he was carrying unneeded and unopened chocolate and milk remains unclear.

And that's all folks!

Take it all in,

John from Canada