Cleaning House

Greetings,

Thank you to all who kindly recommended excorcists to deal with our Vermin of Hell problem. (Father Robert from Otobicoke seemed especially friendly on the phone.) It has finally been solved...at 8 in the morning, because they wanted an early checkout. Of course, they didn't leave until 9:30. That makes sense.

In other news, we're descending once again into our cave to become slowly more and more like Gollum as we survive on nothing but stale Dairy Milk bars and cold pasta and live in complete darkness.

Also, today is the conclusion of Passover. We were going to do today's whole video in Hebrew to honour the day, but we couldn't get the accent right. So instead I watched a highly bastardized account of Exodus, The Prince of Egypt, in which Val Kilmer gets to play Moses AND God! That's like every grade school actor's dream! Way to go, Val!

Speaking of the commercialization of events of religious significance, today is Day 5 of the Countdown to Discount Easter Chocolate Products. On this day, it is appropriate to purchase the necessary quantity of milk (20-30 gallons should be sufficient for most households) to go with the bulk amount of Discount Easter Chocolate Products on Tuesday.

And that's the whole kit and kaboodle!

Next year in Jerusalem,

John from Canada







P.S: That's a straw that's shaped like a big ol' veiny penis on one end. Imagine drinking milk with THAT.

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