The Case of the Missing Parmesan
Hello boys and girls,Today was a big day in Lastokeland. John asked people politely if he could be a maid, and Stuart practiced feeding people microwaved dinners and beer! If only life could be like this every day...oh wait, it will be, once we're employed! Yayyyyy!
In other depressing news, AHHHHH! MY DREAMS ARE SCARY!!
For more information, type "john's dream stuart from canada broken violin mother telling story about grim reaper old wooden cabin in forest poisoned tea" into Google and hit "I'm feeling lucky". Happy hunting!
For those following the Lastoke Diet, today Stuart and I indulged in some rice and peas, though we went without soya sauce (see today's video for why). I also had two jammie rings, a peanut butter sammich, and some tea! Oh the joys of having food in the house...much better than bread and cheese.
(I'm kidding bread and cheese, I'll always love you more than the rest.)
She sells sea shells by the seashore,
John from Canada
posted by John from Canada at
17:58
7 Comments:
Hmm. Do you think thy thought it WAS cocaine? Imagine the scene if they try and sell it....
John, your Grandma had a sure-fire way to safeguard precious things like chocolate brownies that she wanted to keep away from the hungry hordes (your Dad and his friends): she kept them in a tin labeled "Rat Poison"
Worked like a charm, never failed
Or you could just actually poison it.
Give it a try.
Great vid, you know there's something wrong if John doesn't have anything to rant about.
Don't worry 'bout the parmesan cheese/highly illegal narcotics, we'll try to smuggle some in when we fly to the land of redheads and beer.
I still maintain your grandma just put cookies into the "Rat Poison" tin as a prelude to murdering someone in the family - she could argue, "The tin was CLEARLY labelled..." when someone perished from rat poison laced goodies.
Aye a day without John not ranting is like....an episode of RMR without rick ranting hahaha bastardly theives! We should find them and cut out their tongues so that they can't taste the parmesan that they stole...or at least steal back the parmesan hahaha
See you guys in T-14 days. :)
I can't believe they stole your cheese.
LAME
my word is PANTI. Thats actually a real word, just misspelled. Panty. It's women's underwear.
I googled your dream and got ...
[BOOK] The strategy of life: a book for boys and young men
A Porritt - 1920 - Revell
of course, that was google scholar. In regular google, it brings you right to your web site.
Do you think there's a message there?
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