Tim Hortons
Hello,Welcome to day 58 of John and Stuart going to Scotland. This is not quite a 2 month milestone but close enough that mentioning it now will somewhat sour the surprise for everyone when we mention on day 60 that we have been here for two months...oh well. In today's news we discovered that the extended edition of the Fellowship of the Ring didn't get any shorter then the original. In other unrelated news I received no fortune in my fortune cookie, and thus apparently have no future.
Thanks Fortune Cookie! Put downs hurt you know. Regardless of whether they are coming from humans or baked chinese after dinner treats. You may be delicious but I will never trust you again...Did i take that to far?
Tip of the Day: Careful when pinning a pin to your coat as you might accidently prick your thumb which necessitates a band-aid of which you will be out of, the lack of band-aid will then of course cause the thumb to go red into what you think is the beginning of an infection and or gangrene...So...careful.
Pop! Goes my Heart,
Stuart from Canada

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8 Comments:
hahaha.
what's your address?
quite possibly my new favourite video
I am loving it. Will be sure to add some to the parcel. Along with some other Canadian surprises...
http://www.geist.com/contest/fortune-cookie
A contest for you fortune cookie eaters....
DEAR GOD I HOPE YOU ACTUALLY SENT THIS TO TIM HORTONS!!! BRILLIANT!!! F***ING BRILLIANT!!!
I got a fortune cookie today without a fortune. strange coincidence? or something more...
How about a new take on this theme ...how much you miss Sleemans Cream Ale or Orville Reddenbaker's extra buttery popcorn... You might never have to shop again.
so if Tim Horton's sends you a big shipment and you have to pay duty on it, would you have to declare bankruptcy? Maybe you could ask them to mark it "no commercial value"?
lespheu
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