JOB WEEK: The Resume
Welcome back from the weekend hiatus, everybody!If you closely consult your Lastoke 2008-2009 Calendars, you'll see that this week is Job Week.
What does that mean exactly?
Well, you'll just have to find out.
In other news:
- Heroes of Might and Magic III is impossible to beat with cheats;
- Boiled over rice water has the consistency and appearance of a XXX-rated male byproduct;
- Said boiled over rice water obtains the consistency of flakes of dried skin after thirty seconds' exposure to air;
- And, finally, this house makes me have messed up dreams.
Until next time,
John from Canada
Labels: Job Week
posted by John from Canada at
15:24
10 Comments:
A friend has a job in their organization that would entail traveling around being giant bees to teach kids about the environment. Interested? You never know where this could lead...
fuckin brilliant! such a good video! Love it!
ps good luck on the job hunt!
I think the weekend off did you good, as this was AMAZING! It makes me wonder though, before typewriters, were University essays smaller? Because reading 3000 words written in my henscratch would be painful.
So funny!! Brilliant! This video was hilarious; slash good luck.
P.S. slash when is Bob Saget alive?!?! It hought he was dead... He is irritating.
You guys are awesome!
-Alex Ritchie
You could outsource your printing by emailing your resumes to a friend/relative and having them printed, then mailed back to you (or a prospective employer?) - know anyone who would do that for you?
slyscish
You boys are good looking you will get a job in no time ! If you are finding it hard here are some helpful hints.
Smile bat your eyes
Wear a button down Shirt. Be sure to leave a few of the top buttons open ... Why? so if you get sweaty you can get a breeze and show your future boss your rocking bod.
Giggle and give a sheepish grin during interview small talk.
When they ask you what your worst quality is tell them that you work too hard with a heavy sigh.
State you can't work thursdays because you are watching Gray's anatomy with the elderly.
Wink to seal the deal.
Hope that helps!
printing resumes - don't they have a Kinkos or Staples or something over there? And remember, they use A4 paper - gives you more room to go on about your awesomeness or handsome bodies or people skills or modesty, whatever..
PS: love the video - great editing, framing, music, content. Fantastic. Why not just direct people to your blog? ;-)
nice beginning to the week guys! Awesome to see you back in action! FULL FORCE POWER. Don't get lame jobs, get self-employed through your mad-internet skills.
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