The Haircut
Hello EVRY-BODY,HELLO DR. NICK! God! I don't think the Simpsons was EVER funny.
It was learning day today and oh boy did we learn lots. If anyone needs help fixing the latch on a dishwasher then John and Stuart are your men*. If you need to cook rice and have the water boil over into your microwave give us a shout*. If you need to burn the hair off of your ears then we will oblige*.
In other news John still dislikes episodes 1-3 of the Star Wars trilogy and I can make a mean set of chips from scratch. Also, who knew that Mothers Day was on a different day depending on the country you're in. So in apology for this oversight we formally retract all well wishes that we extended to our Canadian viewers and formally extend them to all our UK viewers.
Full o'tatties,
Stuart from Canada
*All services described above come with an initial setup fee of £25 and a processing fee of £200 cash only.
posted by Stuart from Canada at
18:22
6 Comments:
Have you sprouted unusual ear hair? Is it the rain? The tatties and neeps? (PS: be sure to demo to your dad when you get home...;-) )
I love this video. Such a neat subtle difference between a normal cultural event.
Also I enjoy how much pleasure the barber takes in burning the hair off your ears.
PS.
I will be thoroughly disappointed if you don't go to T in The Park in Scotland http://www.tinthepark.com/content/default.asp?page=s3_21 this summer.
Mars Volta, TV on the Radio, The Killers, Snow Patrol, Janes Addiction, Franz Ferdinand, Blur, and of course John and I's favourite band the Beardy Men.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7GGkKpBR-g&feature=PlayList&p=736230A23F103D4F&index=0&playnext=1
so he's actually amazing. Wow.
I'm hoping for a video.."Buying our 1st kilt" then you will be truly assimilated Scotsmen.
there were cheap barber shops (no frills like burning tapers) on the right down Leith Walk, on the road to Corstorphine, and a few blocks south of University Old College on South Bridge. If any of these are still there you can get your next haircut - el cheapo - probably for less than half what you paid your hair stylist. GF
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