Evening News
Hello again,Today, amongst cleaning the house from top to bottom, rearranging furniture to cover fake tan stains (see the Chester Street Switch), and making a ridiculous amount of fusilli, Stuart and I got a chance to sit down, put our feet up, and watch the news.
And God, was it depressing. So we decided we'd do our own show.
By the way, in the process of investigative journalisticking, we happened upon this delicious KFC Recipes e-book. If the promise of uncovering the Colonel's secret spices doesn't titillate you enough to make a bid, you should know that in the UK, everyone LOVES the Colonel. Seriously. There are KFC's here so large I'm surprised they don't have their own dedicated airstrip. And unlike in Canada, where KFC's are largely ignored by all those except those with an unusual fondness for picnics, everyone goes to them here.
In other news news, the CBC is cutting 800 jobs because they're in the red and the federal government won't bail them out. As someone who would like to one day have one of those 800 jobs, I think this is a dick move, especially when Ford is ten times poorer, twenty times more incompetent, and given thirty times the money. Depressing. Read about it here.
Goodnight, and good luck,
John from Canada
P.S: AHHH! THE BRITISH MONARCHY IS BEING DISMANTLED! AHHHH! (see here)
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posted by John from Canada at
20:43
1 Comments:
I'm surprised you didn't mention about the leader of Guinea who has a visitation room filled with 6 foot cardboard cutouts of hiself. He sleeps in the next room during the day so he can stay up all night in case of attack. People waiting to see him get to sit or stand in the room with the cutouts until he is ready to see them - often for hours and hours. Moussa Dadis Camara
Inteesting about the KFC. Does it taste the same?
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