The Chancer's Words
Bonjour Madame et Monsieur,
Today John was attacked. Not in an angry mob way or a stealthy Ninja way but he was attacked nonetheless. He was assaulted verbally by a native scotsman that based on my preliminary assumptions was more intoxicated then most sewage dump sites. Don't confuse my words John remains unharmed with the exception of his bruised ego after what we think were insults were hurled at him. The following video is a dramatic recreation of the night's happenings. Enjoy.
Live hard and with lots of sleep,
Stuart from Canada
posted by Stuart from Canada at
19:57
3 Comments:
"Keep thy foot out of brothels, thy hand out of plaquets, thy pen from the moneylender's purse, and defy the foul fiend." To which I add: Walk quietly yet quickly away from argumentative drunks. Sometimes they have steel-toed boots, big fists or sharp knives about their person.(Words of wisdom from Shakespeare and an old fart)
was he calling you a cheddar?
Yanno as someone with a generous nature who has been taken advantage of by you for your own personal profit or gain...I have to say that that drunkard was drunk...WITH KNOWLEDGE! he pegged you man!
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