Internet

Hey Everyone,

So I've heard your pleas for the Rainy Day Counter to be updated. I understand how you feel...it was not too long ago that I myself was saying to my companion the very same thing.

But here's the thing. While I was momentarily under the impression that my laptop was, in fact, a computer, I stand corrected. My laptop is no more than a $1000 hunk of cheap aluminum and plastic.

I can't get internet. All I want is bars. For some reason, my computer just won't pick up the only free connection in the area. I don't know what to do anymore, besides use Stuart's Mac begrudgingly like I am now.

So for all you diehard counter fans out there, the counts stand as follows:

Redhead Count: 11

Rainy Day Count: 2

And the brand new Pint Counter: 42

Hope that stays you over until I get bars again.

Feel the magic,

John from Canada