Sunday, 15 February 2009

A Fireside Chat


Salutations,

Today is february 15 and in accordance with the Lastoke 2009-2010 calendar it is officially 'Hangover Day'. A day spent indoors with very little light and minimal discussion. To be honest 'Hangover Day' is my least favourite day on the Lastoke Calendar but in accordance with international law it must be observed as strictly as all other official holidays. 

In other news full details on operation 'Nest Egg' as well as it's accompanying bonus video will soon be released for mass consumption, but more on that later.

Tip of the day: Don't stand too close to the gas fireplace when throwing the match, especially if the gas is turned to 'high'.

Cold as always,

Stuart from Canada
video

5 Comments:

Anonymous Nathan said...

Firstly, my groin is itchy. More on that later.

Good Video, great philosophies I only wish I knew by what divine upbring you came accross such strong ideals. More on that later.

In other news 787 billion dollars isn't enough to save an economy without years of waiting. But more on that later.

Back to you!

February 15, 2009 8:36 PM  
Anonymous Nathan said...

Got Grapes!

February 15, 2009 8:37 PM  
Anonymous Alex said...

Hey Guys... I Hope You Haven't Sent This Link On To... Anyone... In Particular... Because The Day After Tomorrow, This Is Going To Get Shown To A Certain Group Of People... But More On That Later.

Lots Of Love! But More On That Later.

Haha Nathan.

Bye

PS. Today's Word Is SHIMPLU... Which Is Too Stupid For Words.

February 15, 2009 10:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps it's all the pints, but you guys are sounding way too philosophical...
Remember the poet Wm McGonegal and his deep thinking:
"Oh mighty bridge of the Silv'ry Tay/ One fine day you were washed away."
I suspect the Ale in his writings, also...
On the other hand, there's money to be had in writing self-help books.

February 15, 2009 11:08 PM  
Anonymous Nathan said...

Doing it with style I think is a good sign off by the by

February 16, 2009 12:49 AM  

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